Sultan Shamharush - The Genie

He is in fact, King of the Genies. ...Or, as the Islamic Arabic world says - of the Djinn.

Golden Era Arabic culture was a manuscript culture, which means that they traded in writing.

Eventually, they manufactured this whole story that God had sent down a book... ...of writing.

In fact he never sent down 'a book,' but the story is that 'various chapters' were 'revealed' over 23 years.

From 'manuscript culture' to
konstructo-kit kulture.

Then again though, there are a group of angels, who protect some tablets in one of the heavens (of the Islamic '7' of those 'levels'), upon which is written, the Book.

Unfortunately, nobody had invented photography at that time (of the revealing of the chapters of the Book), and so, despite several individuals having been 'up there' in that level of heaven - as well as in various other levels 'up there' - no one took any photographs.

So we don't have any evidence, either of the various levels of 'heaven,' or of the Book, or anything else at all.

Nevertheless, 2 billion Muslims are convinced, on the basis of the strict 'sci-ence' (uh-oh) of the transmission of accounts, so-called 'narrations,' of the unimpeachable Witness, Muhammad, of the truth and reliability of everything they are told. These 'transmissions' are graded into strong, moderate, weak, and finally, fabricated.

But however, not many Muslims are aware that there are at least four authentic, and graded 'strong' books of hadith (narrations of the Prophet Muhammad - sallallahu alaihi wasallam), 'transmitted' by the Djinn (Genies).

Actually by these mysterious, mostly or often invisible beings, not human, and possessed of cloven hoofs instead of feet.

Now I am not myself sure of whether in some tent late at night, by the flickering flame of a lamp, some Djinn, actually wrote down what he had heard that the Prophet (Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam) had said, or whether in fact this Djinn recounted to some human scribe, the whole thing.

Firestone-Walker cherry barrel ale.
'You who walked through the burning coals...'
aka Lucifer.

In any case, there are books of hadith, from the Djinn. And these are authentic, and strong.

That means they are true and you have to act by the directions more or less given, within them.

Now actually, there is also a class of hadith that are regarded and thus graded, as totally having been 'fabricated.' That is the choice word that the 'scholars' use. 'Scholar' in this context means 'person accepted by the orthodoxy' - just like say, Anthony Fauci is a 'medical scholar' of great worth and note and repute. He is also a great scientist, and he indeed knows everything. Like Stephen Hawking, and Richard Dawkins. Oh and, not to forget - never must we forget - Einstein.

These people are 'scholars.' And, they know everything. They know everything and they are never wrong. Karl Popper even set down rules to obligate academia and all of commercial industry, and banking, and thus necessarily also politics - to 'believe scientists' and what to believe and how to believe it and whom to take 'truth' from. And even what to say that 'science' is. Science is what they say it is by consensus.

Because, Mashallah, God has appointed them to know, and you to be a moron. You cannot 'know' anything on your own account. You do not have the brain-power and you must always believe whatever Dawkings Hawkins, Fauc-ings and Muhammad (sallallahu alaihi wasallam) tells you.

Islamic scholars have agreed on the permissibility (fatawa of Imam Nawawi: Nawawi 'books of 40 hadith,' C. 13th century) - of acting upon fabricated hadith.

I am myself, about to be the greatest Islamic muhaddith and narrator of authentic hadith of all time, because I am setting about to write many many hundreds of fabricated hadith. And these I myself can attest within my own lifetime to have been personally fabricated by me. So, these are not just fabrications, but authentic fabrications.

What is that called?
It is called 'Russian Volume Lashes.'
Are we 'good' or are we 'bad?'
That is for you to decide.

You have no idea how many Djinn I am able to converse with -, those from this level, that level, out in the desert, off across the Arctic, up in the 'space' above the sky, the ladies underwear level, fishing firearms and handguns level... ...everything.

I can even procure deep-fake photographic evidence to back it all up. And all authentically fabricated!

Alhamdulillah, brothers.

...This one Djinn I overheard, just the other day, was plotting -. Trust me, I cannot say what. It would really stretch the bounds of credibility for you here.

Mine though, I told y'all before. Belongs to me. Is mine.

I fabricated it.

Funny how it will eventuate though.

So - Sultan Shamharush - always wears black.

Is he a good genie, or an evil one? He is still alive today, according to prominent (orthodox Islamic) scholars of the Buffi Sufi orders. Actually, I am myself a member of the Alian Sufi order... I think that's right.