Not The Floodgates, But...

In the Northern Hemisphere, it is about time right now, to mess around with big fires, so probably not the best time to talk about 'opening the floodgates.'

Anyway, no one is going to open any floodgates around here! 

Still, part of the meaning behind gaining agency, is that it leads... ...well, to everywhere and everything.

For the pesky pescatarians.
Something simple.

There is this joke in Hindi movies, about a court lackey called 'Gangu Teli.' The movies revolve superficially around some amazing, powerful 'king,' some 'Raja' whose constant attendant however, a certain 'Gangu Teli' is in effect being the actual agent of real power, despite being a lowly servant, ostensibly.

The movies are all comedies, with Gangu Teli being not much more than a bumbling know-it-all, if self-important and conniving. Bit like Joe Biden, really.

Biden is no 'king' after all. But he is the one shoved out in the front to deliver to you speeches about the 'kleptacrphhzzzts-whatever' and the 'truinnernash'neldprezurr.'

The people pulling Biden by the arm and shoving him around out front are the real people close to the actual source of power; Biden is 'Gangu Teli.'

He was literally that role under Obama, the lab experiment made out in Ol Pejeta Conservancy, you recall.

When people from the stars start handing out actual light sabers and stuff, in fifteen seconds there will be people looking for their very own Millennium Falcons.

And then for sure someone will think: 'Hmn, that Darth, he was sure somethin'. Maybe I...'

Anyone here that thinks I do not have a device that can levitate something in front of your very eyes - is wrong.

But it would not be the best idea to just cast it out into the unsuspecting world right away today. I don't have that authority anyway.

German riesling. Very nice too.

It's all very well to say things about dogs and lions, snakes and falcons, but this is all just talk if it cannot lift a 2.5 ton block of granite with ease, just with your mind, more or less.

Hey what are you gonna do with a 2.5 ton piece of stone anyway.

These kinds of things are apt to open up the floodgates to a major disaster.

You want a little mini disaster risk set before your table, that's all.

Well we can do that, no problem. Blow your silly 'sci-entific' minds to the weeds that fast...

Everything you ever 'thought' real and rational and 'rooly trooly twoo...' 

...As for the rest of you with some, albeit probably quite patchy transcendent faith still left intact, well, you're on the right horse. Be right, sit tight.

Think about what triangles lie on top of the first one.

Don't forget, you are a Jedi knight. As you walk those cold dark and lonely dystopian streets...

If you knew what we are sitting on right now, you would not be able to sleep, that's for sure.