Why M Three-Stars Are Rubbish

You come to my house, right, and I will feed you. 

Not to mention there will be wine.

Ah, but what wine...?

Well, it will be wine from an Alexandrian -, an Egyptian grape.

It may be muscat, or it may be the supposedly unrelated muscadelle, which is an identified 'peasant' grape variety plus something that DNA has not yet been able to identify... LOL

Of course, by the time there is food you will think the food is from the heavens above.

And that will be because, my friends, this wine has myrcene in it, and geraniol.

What does myrcene do? Well, that is what you have Wiki for. Because if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.

You wouldn't even get the wine unadulterated. It would have strands of super negin saffron in it, and edible gold flakes, and dry mini rose buds.

For those of you who want this freight train again, well, that ain't gonna happen; if you went out and bought all of the ingredients and composed them just so, nothing would happen particularly.

It's when you are not expecting it and your brain is doing somersaults wondering 'What is this all about...' That's when it will hit you.

Nothing up here; all empty. No people...
Much. Maybe a few. Hiding from you.

As you know mango contains myrcene...

A lot of expensive high class perfumes have it in there as well.

Wonder why, d'you think?

So... ...I've told you a thousand times already Jesus was an Egyptian Greek. His ancestor was Asaneith.

So now you know what wine He 'made' at that wedding.

Do you think you would ever get this kind of treatment at the most expensive Michelin Three-Star restaurant in the world?

Never, ever. Not ever.

And when you think I'm through, well - I can go some more.

We'd have to cart you out on a stretcher.

Oh the circle of friends up there?

What are they doing?

They're firing the lasers at each other's hearts, aren't they? But you knew that. Because you worked it out because you are smart.

My friend Cristina. She makes, as in literally has to force her brother, who is quite some musician, to help write and play along in all this music of theirs and 'Tritonal' - who are a couple of other Texan guys. Special, special people.