Why The Jews Don't Like Daniel

All Rabbinical scholars deny that Daniel was a prophet. 

And that's because their idea of what is a prophet is about gate-keeping. You have to have been through the traditional rabbinical school before you can be a prophet. That is - the old rabbinical schools, in ancient times -, although there is existing belief that the process of 'prophecy' (meaning strictly rabbinical prophecy) still exists today (even though it can't be literally from any actual kohannim tradition, because those guys were all killed) and I'll explain to you why; that is anyone here who doesn't know about it. Which you probably all do, though.

Same as modern academia steals its nomenclature from the totally secret Plato's Academy and makes pretensions about academic learning, rabbinical scholastic tradition has some idea that you can 'summon' the Spirit of God (the 'ruach ha kodesh') but only rabbis can do it because they have been to rabbinical college after all.

What the hell has this got to do with anything?

And of course, God gives a damn... ...about rabbinical college.

Somewhere out there - 16 trillion miles away from the planet Earth, the Great God of the Universe, is being summoned to give visions to funny-looking Alien creatures... ...because they have been to ET Alien rabbinical college.

Ri-i-ight.

Being summoned too, mind you.

When you call down the 'ruach ha kodesh' then the properly prophetically credentialed person, receives knowledge of the future given by GOD HIMSELF!

Daniel, however, was taken by the Court of King Nebuchadnezzar when he was still a young child, and who had therefore not yet even been through his you know, well he was less than thirteen anyway. So he never went to adult kohanim school or proper 'rabbi' training...

Not only that, Daniel was trained as a Chaldean sorcerer and ended up being widely acclaimed by everyone including the king, as - the master sorcerer!

Daniel was a Chaldean sorcerer. And no miracle this, after all, Abraham was from Ur of the Chaldees.

'Judah' is simply the tribe (from Abraham) which rose to prominence because its men were physically strong and very capable at war.

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Secondly, Daniel - like Enoch and Elijah and Abraham - actually met with God and with various other identities on several specific occasions with Gabriel in fairly similar circumstances to which the Islamic narrative takes the story about Muhammad's initial meeting with someone he later decided because his Nasara sect wife told him - was 'Jibreel.'

Nasara is not, as Wikipedia wants to have you believe Nazarene. Because what they and others, including Islamic minds, want to have you believe is that this has something to do with Nazareth. It has nothing to do with Nazareth.

There are Nazarites in the Hebrew ancient religion, which means 'those who are separated.'

Nasara are a Mandaean sect.

Anyway, never mind all of that - you see, Jewish 'prophets' never meet face to face with God at all. Moses himself never did. He only saw what he presumed was God's back.

The Jewish story is that if you see God, you die.

Daniel however, saw God and not only did he not die, but in some interpretations he is supposed to re-appear either at the time of the Messiah or at the end of the world as we know it (TEOTWAWKI).

LOL

Can't help it.

But anyway, this 're-appearance...' ...which is on account of which the Christian New Testament says things like 'and some thought that who appeared with Him was Daniel or one of the prophets.' Or something like that: different version - 'who was said to be going to appear...'

So. Not a Jewish 'prophet.'

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Daniel was walking half way across the street, as it were. Because he was some smart-assed kid!

He took on the sorcerers of Nebuchadnezzar and sprinkled dust onto the floor of a locked room and then solved one of the first ever 'locked room mysteries' (in a written text) for the king.

He was walking half way across the street metaphorically (but in this case, more physically, we can say half way across the river Ulai in what is now Northern Iraq), when he was greeted by this 'being' from the sky, see - same like the story about Muhammad. (In the case of Muhammad's story, a being came down from the sky and squeezed him three times, not knowing he was unable to read, saying to him each time: READ!).

See people steal from original accounts all the time - modern academia does it. Medical professions do it.

'Ulai' is called by the Greeks 'Eulaeus' which means beautifully sweet spring water.

However in the case of several beings there at the Ulai river, they knew that Daniel did not know a particular thing, and a voice introduced 'Gabriel' (literally calling him by that name, which is not the case in the Islamic fairy tale) who then appeared as a man, and explained to Daniel whatever the particular thing was that needed explaining. 

Daniel = someone literally physically appeared (wearing very white linen clothes).

Abraham = three people literally physically appeared (wearing very white linen clothes).

Jesus = two figures appeared (at the so-called 'transfiguration' - this time in which everyone looked really really shiny white; lol).

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Clean white clothes is a thing, see, back in them days, when the dirt and dust and everything... ...no washing machines and commercial pre-wash soak and so on. Washing soda they had though. Must not have been very common or plentiful.

But then, at the end of the Book of Daniel it says in there: 'and none of the stupid shall understand, but only the wise; they shall understand. And the stupid will keep doing stupid things.'

Understand what?

Well it doesn't say 'stupid.' It says wicked. I'm saying stupid.

There is the Jewish religion. There is the Islamic religion. There is the Campbell's Tomato Soup religion. ...And then there is the one nobody notices.

You know sometimes you have to ask though, is Justin Trudeau or Joe Biden (or any of these halfwits - I have plenty around here too where I am) intentionally wicked, or are they just merely stupid?

The problem is this: if I say I'm going to kill someone, and then I do, and the others around the now dead person go 'Oh, hang on a minute,' then there is a chance they will stop being stupid.

And I don't want that. Do you?

Bzzzt, bzzzt. Got my ray-gun here. Just testing it.

Bzzzzzzzt. Yep. Works pretty good.

...But I always ask the Moon first: