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Wednesday 25 October 2023

Sinning With Wine

Well, it feels like sinning, anyway...

So you're at this restaurant, see. With people who know you and think they know what kinds of things you can get up to.

It's the sort of affair that someone like John Brennan might attend: there's career local Navy guys in their fairly dry-cleaned and pressed whites...

It isn't like the old days when Commander Bond was an authentic reflection of many people in the Admiralty (of Great Britain).

Royal Tokaji wine.
Last you easily two hundred years.


Today, Barbara Broccoli hasn't got it quite right - she says there is a credibility problem with 'old Bond' in the modern-day context. But there is no credibility problem with Bond; there is a credibility problem with the Empire.

'Here, John Brennan, you like to do transgressive things -. Here's something right down your alley."

Brennan: 'Who TF are you, pip-squeak.'

'Never mind that -, have this, casually vandalize this in three minutes.'

Hand him the small glass filled with its amber-golden thick liquid that definitely has a sulfurous scent.

Actually, preferably it isn't a glass, but a large glass spoon. That's the traditional way of having this thing.

You continue: 'It has taken fifteen years to have this ready for bottling, and this particular one has been in its bottle for a further fifty years. It takes a long long time to ferment and it hardly reaches 2.9% alcohol by volume even at the end.

'You can wreck this now in just two or three minutes.'

When you think about just how long it takes to turn out a very good Hungarian Tokaji (or Tokay), and you think how blithely one downs the thing until there is not even a single beading drop left inside a decent bottle, it certainly feels like sin doing it. I feel guilty about consuming, making something disappear, that took so long to make.

Very old fashioned style.

But there is a great secret here - Dionysus the god, himself caused humans to forget themselves and what they were doing in the moment; Jesus did the same thing when He 'gave out the wine.'

What goes cannot come back...

...they say.

But what would they know, John Brennan?

What would they really know?

Still, it still feels like an act of sinning to me.

Think of the years it took.

You can keep a bottle of Tokay for two hundred years (and people have done) and it is as perfect after that, or even better than, the day it was originally bottled.

Here we are, we humans, taking things that took so long to build, and consuming them in a moment.

Very old fashioned style.

This strange person told me, one time: 'Every mouthful that you take, think about what went into its making, and hope and pray that all of what it took becomes a part of you going forward.'

There's that phrase again. It's a 'Company-speak' phrase btw. Same as 'non trivial.'

Well, let me tell you - drinking the greatest wines in the world of all time is a non-trivial thing.

How do we go forward from here?

They say you cannot take things out with you when you go from here. That's not true. Because in any case, how would 'they' even know?

You need to find out what someone who has gone and come back says about it.

Going forward from here, take things from the past with you.

Nothing good ever just disappears forever. 

Find out what 'all of you' is, what it means - and then take all of you into the future.



 

2 comments:

  1. When one decides what wine to buy
    There is always a better alternative
    But students were poor like mice in church
    From the beginning of eternity

    Only a student would eagerly spend
    The last five bucks of his money
    To buy a bottle or two for himself
    And his beloved honey

    Variety’s great, don’t be misled
    Merlot, Bordeaux, Chardonnay, Port wine
    But when you are with a girl in bed
    You shall drink only Champagne

    When you opt to pay 500 dollars
    For a bottle of wine
    You shall treat the liquid
    As almost semi-divine

    You sniff it and lick it
    Preparing the taste-buds
    For a special treatment
    Before it gets consumed in your guts

    It is the experts' opinion
    And very high price
    That sets up expectations
    And primes your vice

    I suppose you are not drinking it
    Just to get drunk?
    This is gonna score points
    Like a well timed slam-dunk

    Your friends and enemies
    Will envy your game
    Women will never
    Treat you the same

    And only when you are in your prime
    Your kids have graduated from college
    You will be ready to acquire
    Some extraordinary knowledge

    For you, my sire, I would recommend
    To spend some change
    And try a wine
    In 5,000 dollar range

    It's only the wealthiest
    And wise with money
    Can shell out so much
    For a little winey

    Who could have thought it?
    That soil and time
    Some amount of rain
    And a lot of sunshine

    Can produce that very
    Special crop
    That would sell
    For 5,000 bucks a pop!

    When you are dying
    Or your health's in decline
    Buy yourself
    Some 50,000 dollar wine

    Borrow, if necessary,
    Sell your estate
    But drink it, no chug it
    Before it's too late!

    And, finally, we have arrived at the secret…
    And that secret is only mine
    It is about special
    1,000,000 dollar wine

    It was a gift from Bacchus
    Once in a lifetime…
    I am the luckiest of mortals
    Who sipped that drink divine

    I don’t know what happened
    But, I started my life again
    With a lovely girl in bed
    I am drinking cold Champagne

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