Well, it feels like sinning, anyway...
So you're at this restaurant, see. With people who know you and think they know what kinds of things you can get up to.
It's the sort of affair that someone like John Brennan might attend: there's career local Navy guys in their fairly dry-cleaned and pressed whites...
It isn't like the old days when Commander Bond was an authentic reflection of many people in the Admiralty (of Great Britain).
Royal Tokaji wine. Last you easily two hundred years. |
Today, Barbara Broccoli hasn't got it quite right - she says there is a credibility problem with 'old Bond' in the modern-day context. But there is no credibility problem with Bond; there is a credibility problem with the Empire.
'Here, John Brennan, you like to do transgressive things -. Here's something right down your alley."
Brennan: 'Who TF are you, pip-squeak.'
'Never mind that -, have this, casually vandalize this in three minutes.'
Hand him the small glass filled with its amber-golden thick liquid that definitely has a sulfurous scent.
Actually, preferably it isn't a glass, but a large glass spoon. That's the traditional way of having this thing.
You continue: 'It has taken fifteen years to have this ready for bottling, and this particular one has been in its bottle for a further fifty years. It takes a long long time to ferment and it hardly reaches 2.9% alcohol by volume even at the end.
'You can wreck this now in just two or three minutes.'
When you think about just how long it takes to turn out a very good Hungarian Tokaji (or Tokay), and you think how blithely one downs the thing until there is not even a single beading drop left inside a decent bottle, it certainly feels like sin doing it. I feel guilty about consuming, making something disappear, that took so long to make.
Very old fashioned style. |
But there is a great secret here - Dionysus the god, himself caused humans to forget themselves and what they were doing in the moment; Jesus did the same thing when He 'gave out the wine.'
What goes cannot come back...
...they say.
But what would they know, John Brennan?
What would they really know?
Still, it still feels like an act of sinning to me.
Think of the years it took.
You can keep a bottle of Tokay for two hundred years (and people have done) and it is as perfect after that, or even better than, the day it was originally bottled.
Here we are, we humans, taking things that took so long to build, and consuming them in a moment.
Very old fashioned style. |
This strange person told me, one time: 'Every mouthful that you take, think about what went into its making, and hope and pray that all of what it took becomes a part of you going forward.'
There's that phrase again. It's a 'Company-speak' phrase btw. Same as 'non trivial.'
Well, let me tell you - drinking the greatest wines in the world of all time is a non-trivial thing.
How do we go forward from here?
They say you cannot take things out with you when you go from here. That's not true. Because in any case, how would 'they' even know?
You need to find out what someone who has gone and come back says about it.
Going forward from here, take things from the past with you.
Nothing good ever just disappears forever.
Find out what 'all of you' is, what it means - and then take all of you into the future.
Sulfur
ReplyDeleteWhen one decides what wine to buy
ReplyDeleteThere is always a better alternative
But students were poor like mice in church
From the beginning of eternity
Only a student would eagerly spend
The last five bucks of his money
To buy a bottle or two for himself
And his beloved honey
Variety’s great, don’t be misled
Merlot, Bordeaux, Chardonnay, Port wine
But when you are with a girl in bed
You shall drink only Champagne
When you opt to pay 500 dollars
For a bottle of wine
You shall treat the liquid
As almost semi-divine
You sniff it and lick it
Preparing the taste-buds
For a special treatment
Before it gets consumed in your guts
It is the experts' opinion
And very high price
That sets up expectations
And primes your vice
I suppose you are not drinking it
Just to get drunk?
This is gonna score points
Like a well timed slam-dunk
Your friends and enemies
Will envy your game
Women will never
Treat you the same
And only when you are in your prime
Your kids have graduated from college
You will be ready to acquire
Some extraordinary knowledge
For you, my sire, I would recommend
To spend some change
And try a wine
In 5,000 dollar range
It's only the wealthiest
And wise with money
Can shell out so much
For a little winey
Who could have thought it?
That soil and time
Some amount of rain
And a lot of sunshine
Can produce that very
Special crop
That would sell
For 5,000 bucks a pop!
When you are dying
Or your health's in decline
Buy yourself
Some 50,000 dollar wine
Borrow, if necessary,
Sell your estate
But drink it, no chug it
Before it's too late!
And, finally, we have arrived at the secret…
And that secret is only mine
It is about special
1,000,000 dollar wine
It was a gift from Bacchus
Once in a lifetime…
I am the luckiest of mortals
Who sipped that drink divine
I don’t know what happened
But, I started my life again
With a lovely girl in bed
I am drinking cold Champagne