'Noorun ala Noor'

If we take ten young kids here, and instruct them and give them spells to make the magic carpets rise into the air, according to ancient tradition, only one out of the ten will return later to say thanks.

Consequently, it will probably be a good idea to take twenty...

So, even among the foolish rich kids of Dubai who waste time reading here on behalf of their uncle MBS, there may be some who wish to learn such diabolical things!

Come on rich kids. Which car, which car?
No, no, it's not the Rolls...

For the rest, the motivation should simply be to make a million dollars, each - at least.

All of this will be for free of course. Except it is restricted to just a bunch of young kids, say between oh, 16 to say 23.

Listen - if we can make the carpets fly, we can easily have you pull a mil., or two or several out of Elon's pockets, don't you worry about that.

So now back to the carpets.

Alf layla wa layla...

Actually no, let's go Al-Tabari.

Muhammad ibn Jarir al-Tabari ('Al-Tabari) was born in 839 AD and died 923.

He was from Iran (hence 'al-Tabari;' he was from Tabari) and he traveled back and forth to Baghdad, but he never ever went to Mecca in his whole life.

The Djinnnnnnnnnn!
Or at least 'Jinniyyaaaaaa!'

He wrote the first and in fact only, 'official authentic' Islamic history of the Prophet Muhammad, and he never knew him nor met him, since, of course, he lived a full three hundred years after Muhammad was born. ...And a thousand miles away up north.

Along with the first ever 'narrations' of the Prophet by ibn Hisham, which in fact were recensions of other oral traditions by ibn Ishaq, all of these were 'made' more than two hundred years after the death of Muhammad by no one who ever actually met him. Additionally, none of these actual 'official authentic' biographers and narrators of what Prophet Muhammad said, were even such as a thousand miles anywhere near Mecca. ...Where Muhammad was said to have been.

So, as for having carpets to fly, this should be an easy thing.

I do not understand why anyone should not believe me.

What, are you a disbeliever in my claims??

Perhaps if I cut a few people's heads off then you would believe me.

Or maybe, you know, since it is past the age of the mere 'sword,' maybe 'call down some fire' or something. Heh heh heh.

Meanwhile, 'game on' in the ME as Israel whacks another Iranian tanker off Latakia by some 'mysterious' means -, virtually like, well, 'fire from the sky.'

Wasn't me. Definitely was not anything to do with me.

Just - 'just' (lol) - a VW GTI 2021
by Manhart.

Nor anyone that I know. Personally. Not anyone I know personally.

But back to the kids.

I guarantee you, that I will both introduce you ten, to actual, real life, real living, ET Aliens, with masses of technology that will aid and abet you in your messing around in the commercial realm of this wicked, evil, materialistic world.

Ten kids. Or maybe, if we can arrange that many, twenty. Because I know most of them will be completely ungrateful, and run away spending the cash like drunken sailors, never remembering where they got it from in the first place.

Only to be expected. Ungrateful wretches.

LOL

But to them, nevertheless, 'noorun al noor.' The secret of the genies of material wealth. And the magical spells thereof.

And of the to-ing and the fro-ing of the skimpy-clad dancing girls in Turkish pink silk and satin...

Look. Ya gotta understand - I am trying to be humble. But such a thing is not completely easy for someone like me.

...I was going to post a music vid by Schodt - but I won't because; I'll have to keep it now for the rich kids, in order to spin their heads off their shoulders. What we'll do is make just a few tiny small 'adjustments' to the last few articles here, and the kids will have their minds blown.