Obama is a stand-up comedian. And that's all he is. He's a good professional. A good professional stand-up monologist or comedian can learn the material, and deliver it whether they are in the Catskills or in Riyadh.
I'm not going to show you the front view - it's just wrong! It looks fine to the unschooled eye. |
But ultimately they have 'material.' Successful agents procure the deliverers of material for particular venues.
Now of course all of the above might just be an impression that a few people have, not just me, and we could all be wrong, and Obama actually possess a single idea of his own that he really believes in and has pushed during his time as the leader of the World's Most Powerful Nation...
Now I'm going to tell you about a matter of 'old school' dress code - real Old School.
And, I shall not be leaving this section in here for very long, not more than say two days.
It relates to the cummerbund. This item of apparel as you know, is a tight satin band fitted around your waist - with the pleats upward, so you can stick your theatre tickets in them. There are all sorts of explanations for their invention and how they originated in the British Raj (India) for military officers attending dress functions. Some reasons given for their invention is that silk or satin are cool and the band covers the waist where the shirt can sometimes crumple or hang out if unattended. Or else, that it looks neat.
I know he thinks he's being clever and transgressive... |
Yeah well right, but the real reason is that Muslim conquerors used to make Christians wear leather belts to signify that they were not of the Islamic faith - and typically, the British, subtle as they were when of the old school, next invented the idea that part of the dress of the only army that ever defeated the Mughals - namely the Sikhs - (that part being the tulip band silk, aka taliban - of their headdress) could be used to disguise the waist so that no one could know what was really the ultimate allegiance of the person at any State function. The cummerbund is a sign to Muslims that their scheming is known about. Even whilst the smiles are paraded for the plebeians.
And now there is another matter to do with Obama and his disport: his bow-tie is problematic. It is too narrow across its lateral, that is, its horizontal plane from the front on. There is such a thing as a bow-tie which may be not touching or does not cross the lapels - but this is day wear, such as a spotted bow-tie. If you wear a bow-tie the way Obama wore his at this year's Washington Correspondents Dinner, not only will you look like Malcom X, but English people of a certain kind will assume that you are the help. Well of course, or that you simply are American and don't know or care any better or different than that.
The King of Saudi Arabia, as you all know, refused to meet personally with the leader of the World's Most Powerful Nation, last week, and there is a kind of a 'flap' on about whether or not the Kingdom is going to be sued for doing 9/11. Well of course it didn't do 9/11 - Cheney and Bush and the Carlyle Group did 9/11. As indeed the same people did the Bosnian aerial bombing that got rid of those criminals - you know, Karadzic and Milosevic, not to mention Count Dracula. I believe that had they been given sufficient chance, the Western Intelligence Services, especially the CIA and the NSA, would have eventually pointed the finger at the still living Count Dracula - that mischievous bastard who is always killing Muslims. What a swine.
I understand there is a secret facility that has been built with a terra-trillion US taxpayer Dollars (but of course, great value for money) that can securely detain Count Dracula at least until such time as a legally-prescribed stake can be contracted to poke through his heart.
Old School, but exactly correct - and it actually means something; let's not go into the 'straight across' pocket hanky... |
And so now, we have the world's brightest Intelligence Services trying to convince the silly taxpayer and voter that we have a problem with Muslims. Alas it may be a touch too late to avoid a very serious mess. What kind of a problem with Muslims though? Recently, the French Secret Service and the German Secret Service advised that there 'may be sleeper cells' of radical Muslim terrorists all over the place.
Well. Fancy that. I say. Really. Who would have thought.
Ooh they are very clever the American Intelligence people you know. They were on to that a long time ago. That's why they redacted stuff from the 9/11 Inquiry Report. And it was all about Saudi Arabia. Fancy that. All what, exactly, about Saudi Arabia?
And here we were, quite prepared to conspiracy theorize the Jews, and the Zionists, and my god, did I just hear Obama red herring everyone with a joke about Orion and the Lizards??