Turning The Tables

As you walk in the world, reading the newspapers, watching the evening news, getting on-line and scanning through the latest news feeds, who thinks that the tables ever turn?

You know, who would suppose someone would get their hand around the neck of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and begin choking the life out of it?

Or that the world markets would suddenly bow to some never-before-seen force or influence?

Never happen...?

It's already happened and virtually no one has noticed.

...But first I must tell you about something not too many people know about here in the West. The most well-respected translator of the Quran in Saudi, is a Pashtun scholar called Muhsin Khan. He completed his translation with the assistance of another scholar, Mohammad Al-Hilali, who died in 1987. Muhsin Khan is, I believe, still alive. Muhsin Khan's translation is detested around the world, even by mainstream Muslims, on account of some criticism about the work being 'too earthy.' 

In fact, Muhsin Khan's translation - which is the one used by modern-era Wahabis and their influence on younger people to violence and deadly and often also suicidal jihad - is by far the nearest to what the Arabic actually does say in the authentic original text of Muhammad's Quran.

On the whole people in standard career-type 'jobs' fear money and people with money, or who are presumed to have money, and then what happens is they give a lot of lee-way to these people to say and do as they please. 

All the money of the CIA, the NSA, the FBI, and the governments of the Allied West - none of it has been able to contain or resolve the problem the House of Saud invited by unleashing a whole bunch of primitive nonsense onto the world hidden beneath a surface of petro-dollars.

And that is because, over all the years that you have been alive, you have never heard, have you, that Allah has a penis eighty miles long, or that 'he' is actually some kind of 'hive' being with sexual males AND females in diaphanous clothes entailed 'in himself,' or that he has sex with all of these beings...? You have never heard that, have you?

Why not?

It's all there in the Quran.

Should be on the CNN headline reports, shouldn't it?

It's not what you think it is...
This is strictly Christian symbolism - it is the Messiach Ceremony

Trust me, 'Illuminati' ain't got nuthin' on 'the Mighty Allah!' ...God you'd think the NSA would have the decency to forward some cash reward to me here for this. Perhaps they might if I told them what just got airdropped into Saudi Arabia...

Alas, though - they, the CIA, are funded by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Not for long, though, I understand. I got a message from a wiseacre yesterday - it read: 'Trump (PBWH).' LOL.

Sounds to me like Muhammad (PBUH) and Allah (SAW) are about to be trumped.

I think I'd better reach for the can of Vodka Mix (UDL).