Our friend around here and someone who I am also a great fan of, the illustrious Sedona Guru, Bridget N., is currently - like, right now today - in Lake Tahoe, where it is under a goodly covering of 'rich-people' snow.
Sorry, BN, but you are the inspiration for here, for today! |
And she said, just as an aside to some people to whom she was speaking: 'if the mirror effect in your life has not gotten you the mansion that you are thinking about...'
So I just had to open my mouth, of course.
"Bridge. Just put on your Loubies and walk up to the best-looking mansion place there is there where you are, and knock on the door and say: 'I'm lost. I'm Little Red Riding Hood and I need to get to my gramma's house before the sun sets. Can you help me?'
"And then, if you happen to be also holding a bottle of 'Daring Escape' Red with you, well whoever is in there will prolly let you inside. If they have any brains at all."
Can't help myself, you see.
...But most of you here want to know what you do if you're a guy, right? And still waiting for that mansion. The H++ modified people are going to have to look elsewhere for bad advice, especially from me (if they're even looking for bad advice that is!).
Hell you don't want no mansion! Girls will just be wandering up to your door all the darn time, telling you fairy tales.
You want to know the secrets, though - yes?
Well... It's all about 'shared agency.' With girls.
LOL
I think I should maybe start a wine brand and call it 'shared agency.'
Send a crate to our local DG of Education, maybe. She used to be the head of the UK government's anti-terror initiative in the UK, you know. Happens to be the best DG we've had down here so far. Her policy is that 'anti-terror' strategies start at primary school.
We're in good hands over here.
And, it isn't snowing.
No snow.
No mansions for you.
All is quiet, Joe Biden is asleep at the wheel, Kathleen Kennedy has dumped Gina Carano and gave herself the Super Wokemon Award for it. No one is commenting.
What could possibly go wrong?
Oh and 'science, science.'
Can't forget that. Science was invented yesterday, by the way, in case you were unaware - back when my great uncle bequeathed his private Greek classics texts to the Bodleian, they didn't have science back then, because people were stuck in religious superstition and all that, and then later, when the two world wars wiped out the young people, well, there actually were no Universities 'handing down from above' the heavenly golden tablets of 'science.'
So actually science was invented last Tuesday. By the Woke-y people.
They know the truth, because, as Icke says all the time - 'you've been lied to.' When Satan offered that bottle of Daring Escape wine, sorry, the apple, to Eve, he was actually exposing to her the experimental methodology of science.
All bow to the great god, 'Science.' There is only one 'Science' and 'Science' is his name.
All those who are DISBELIEVERS in 'Science' will go to Hell and have their faces burned off each day, only to be re-supplied with new skin and faces so that they may be burned off again, next day, and on and on for Eternity.
This is what happens to the Kufar,(disbelievers) of 'Science.'
Are you... ...a DISBELIEVER??! In SCIENCE???? May science (peace be unto it) protect you from the Shaytan.
Praise be to Science that I am so fortunate - not like the rest of you scum - and know 'SCIENCE.'
My life is perfect and I wallow in my self-importance all day long and I certainly do not need mansions, red wine, Louboutins, or girls.
Oh-oh, engine falls off plane. Not to worry, accident.
Everything's fine. Science has our backs.