Luxury Erotic Watches

I grew up in a relatively wealthy family, albeit there were constraining circumstances in a country being re-built after World War II and attaining its independence from the UK Empire (I refuse to ever call this place the British Empire because it is not that, not even technically, and not legally either - same as no one in English-language Western ambassadorial circles has actually formally changed the name of Peking to 'Beijing' but they have simply adopted the convention that the CCP insists upon...).

Having expensive things is a slight matter to me.

Shangha Tang... shame it wasn't
called 'Beijing Schwing.'

At the same time, I also had the remarkable juxtaposition of a life literally moving and grooving with young friends and also the parents of trainee teachers from my dad's college down the back streets and bazaars of South East Asia. And in the actual deep jungle as well.

I have personally met J. Paul Getty - when I was but ten - and he spent much more 'slow' time and said more words to me than he apparently did to the adults there at the time! He was a quick-stepped guy when it came to the world of business, industry, and elevated society and government in which he was a lion. He moved around briskly and efficiently, as far as I seemed to notice and recall even now.

Richard Mille, this Swiss watch maker (a good one, too) brought out this 'grand complication' watch a few years ago, though not that long ago, which goes for around $600,000 (that's USD money...) - and the 'rich' people buy it to impress their girl and boy friends.

Me personally, I still lust for the Christophe Claret Sonata Winchester Chimes minute repeater, which is a mere $60,000 by comparison.

Still, what the hell; let's have both, why not?

Richard Mille 'erotic watch' - USD600K

...But you know, like I said, I have had a very strange juxtaposition of very different ways of living, styles of life down through the years - so, I know where the real erotica stuff is for adults. And it is not with the stoopid rich people. Even though they want to believe that it is.

The Richard Mille watch is still rather cute though, I am not trying to take anything away from it. Basically, it has three rollers, which can be set to spin at different times during the day or on different days of the week, upon which action, the barrels will show three segments of a phrase designed to be erotically inspiring.

And trust me, what the watch 'says' is truly disgusting in many instances of what it is the rollers display in words as a short phrase. 

'Erotic time-pieces' are not at all new - they were quite the vogue, especially in the courts of Catherine the Great and also several of the French kings.

Many of the rich folk pride themselves in their erotic prowess, imagining that their money buys them the pleasures of sex and sensuality beyond any that can be attained elsewhere...

LOL

The fabulous Gong Li - 
married to a Paris guy these days.

Our most prolific comments poster here (ever, of all time, in fact) is not impressed with long legged ladies, expensive cars, or - what was it else - I forget just right now. But he (I don't know who the person is - it might be the actual 'KP' Katy Perry herself who has been here before once or twice or maybe regularly I DK, but that is very unlikely since she is a really really nice sweet person) still did want to inquire, at one point, what was 'in it' to behave himself/herself/themselves towards the ET Aliens and their wishes and desires.

For USD600,000 you get the Richard Mille erotic watch. For USD60,000 the Christophe Claret Sonata.

Now on the off chance that young Prince Salman is stopping by here because Moh Hijab called him to check me out as I hurl abuse at Salafi Muslims everywhere - like I have already said a couple of time previously - doesn't matter that you own the most expensive yacht! You ain't gonna be able to get the slim, long-legged females down from 'up there' onto it, to entertain you...

...But I can. LOLOLOLOLz

Does not matter, how much you think you have; you have, nothing.

And you are going, nowhere.

And that's nothing at all to do with choking Jimmy Khashoggi. It has to do with the attitude. Salman does not live in Mecca and I'll tell you why. There's no sewerage system in Mecca. He lives 600 kms away.

At least though, he has built Shaytan a new Shaytan house there if you have noticed... The 'house' in which Shaytan lives, that hundreds of thousands of people chuck little stones at, as part of their annual pilgrimage religious ritual, was recently given a complete make-over - the King of Saudi Arabia built the Shaytan a new Shaytan house. But he never built any sewerage system and he didn't build any new houses for the poor people - just for Shaytan, the evil king of the Jinn, because, because, well because tourist attraction, see?

NYC shop

Something I also need to make a comment on that cropped up a couple of nights ago - my favorite Islamic scholar, Mufti Abu Layth had his home invaded by 'hooded thugs' this week shouting and hurling stones there too, and even breaking inside where only Abu Layth's wife and young daughter were home alone. Apparently, Moh Hijab has declared Abu Layth is 'outside of the fold of Islam' because he refused to more fulsomely condemn the JOOOOZ.

So yeah, are you listening Prince Salman? We love you but there is much to do as far as 'reformulating Islam' is concerned, to bring it into the modern era. I fancy I actually recognized one of the voices screaming at Abu Layth's house in the darkness as being one of the 'Seeta/Geeta' Bradford 'opposition' Muftis!

And, my friend, the girls upstairs have said lose the ajwa dates belly fat otherwise they will not be coming and cavorting for your putative 'najima harem.'

Well, some of them are 'girls,' and some of them are, um, just very weird I suppose you could say. But they sing well. A bit high-pitched, but...

The 'Forbidden Place,'
prince-y, is where I 'could' take you!
And you can't get there on your own
for all the money that you have.

This music track below is something written by a young 22-year old Swiss kid (he was 22 at the time when he put it together) and it is released under the 'Morvan' EDM trance music brand, with the support of Armin Van Buuren and several other much more senior musicians and producers. But you can see how stunningly accomplished this '22-year old kid' is.

A thing about Switzerland, is that it has the best private security systems for residents on the planet. Even the notorious, sorry famous and glamorous (the CCP prolly thinks she is notorious now that she has refused to do just whatever the hell they say) Miss Gong Li is edging ever closer to ye olde Schweitz-er-lande, where the Helvitic Nerds hang out.

Can't stop the Tic Tacs though, from 'breaking in' if they want.

So yeah. 'What's in it for us?' There's nothing in it for us - 'we,' cannot even afford the USD600,000 but Salman can afford the what, how much should they ask for an evening with the girls?

You all think this is a joke, right?

Anywhere. Anytime. I told Tucker Carlson this morning my time, the reason the US government has kept these matters secret for so long is because they were told to their faces, we don't trust you, nor any other government on the planet, and we never ever will. That's something they'd want to 'keep secret' from all the voter schmucks they have been taking for a ride since forever... Isn't that so, would you think?

185,000 dead in one night. Just keep that rolling over in your mind though, when you think I'm being 'funny.' You play around with that kind of opposition and you are taking a lot for granted that maybe you shouldn't be.

'You' - I just mean someone who thinks like that. 'Bring out your visitors that you have in there for we want to have our way with them!!' 

Yeah okay. Not a good idea but you have had enough warning. Go for it.

What was that old line in Wall Street? 'Your body cannot cash the checks you are writing.'

You know people do think this is all a great big joke. But when you afford yourself the brain-space to take a step back and look at the cultural folklore, the actual real recorded history according to the cultural memory (which is completely real history in its own specific kind of way -, it's just that pig-ignorant nobodies with big heads try to pour scorn on things they cannot personally control, and they do it all the time about anything in fact to aggrandize themselves) - the actual real recorded history says that people from 'up there' came down, and they were real good-looking and people wanted to * them and they turned around and smashed the whole place up and you can still see the salt that was left behind to this day that was all that was left over afterwards.

Well, you're certainly playing around with a helluva lot of heavy-duty stuff you don't understand if you keep this crap up about being so all-fired smart that you think you are and that none of this could even possibly be true. 

Except that it is true. So now what?

I prefer this place...

And you're playing around with other people's lives that you really don't have actual responsibility over because nobody asked you to lie as comprehensively to them as you have been doing - while you want to dictate what is truth in the first place, and what forms of government there should be and that everyone else should have, while you are swanning around in Lake Tahoe on taxpayer money effectively (and anyone that thinks Zuckerberg isn't a paid employee of the shadow government that IS the government and that runs the government is a worse * idiot than I had already thought they might have been).

Zuckerberg. Lives where? Lake Tahoe. With a Chinese honey-trap dame for his 'wife.'

And you think the CIA looks after you?