Be My Vice

So this ex-chef of Kim Jong-Un tells the Daily Mirror that young Kim polishes off TWO - not one but TWO - bottles of Roederer Cristal champagne at a dinner sitting. He tells the newspaper that Kim is very fond of Cristal champagne. And Kobe beef. And, it sounds like, all kinds of expensive food.

And, I've noticed in pictures of him, that he wears top grade Panama hats and he is also regularly seen wearing brand new Charvet shirts... Sounds to me like he's read Peter Mayle's exquisite book 'Expensive Habits.' He must give his tailor bloody nightmares, though. Two, three state dinners and he's put on another 100 pounds.

It won't be the hydrogen bomb that'll be exploding in North Korea, it'll be young Kim himself.

Anyway there's something about Cristal champagne that I'd better explain to Kim - and to all those black rappers who apparently think this is a great drink - giving a bottle of Cristal to someone is a 'sign' among the elite of a certain tribe who shall not be named. 

A 'sign' that you're about to be bumped off. Or de-throned, anyway.