Much
of traditional, that is - contemporary - myth is stuff that is all a
mix up of the real past. And there's not much any of us can do about
that. People become very adamant in what they choose to believe
regardless of any facts. Nicholas of Myra used a personal bodyguard
called I think, the Varangian Guard –
who were all Norsemen. The modern myth or legend, if you will, has a
lot more to it than people nowadays recall of its actual basis. And
although it is the tradition that Santa Claus gives away
gifts, for odd reasons, a lot of the puritanical West has a huge
problem with easy or gratuitous and gifted wealth
and the private holding of it, and also with the people themselves,
who possess wealth.
(Modern joyous tune for avant garde Santa)
Nicholas
was horrendously wealthy – and I do mean fabulously
wealthy. He threw gold coins
into the window of some young girls and the coins fell into their
stockings – but you know this story of course as it contains just a
hint of sex, enough for the story to have endured the boredom of
ancient repetitions of any folklore.
Avant garde, modern Christmas sled |
Oh
yes, personally indeed I do
believe in Santa Claus. I can report very trustworthily to you that
today's Santa Claus, sometimes goes about in a brand new Rolls or
Bentley Mulsanne – you know, the one with the extra large bootspace
– and he has accomplices who wear black silk stockings. He loves to
drink the very best vodka – Snow Queen vodka. And he has magical
powers. He has gifts for all good girls and boys everywhere. And very
expensive gifts for
the very best of them.
Very definitely
there was a Nicholas of Myra. Today he is absorbed into the
global idea of Santa Claus. Not my idea of Santa Claus, mind
you, but the idea held by a large number of the public.
My own idea about
Santa Claus is seriously more exotic and up-to-the-minute as far as
fashion and technology is concerned. And you know what, my idea is
more correct too, what's more; I have no difficulty convincing little
children about it, especially when I have the car driven around for
them.
By the way, I
believe Mandela just died more or less on the anniversary of Nicholas
of Myra's death. What d'you think the tradition about him will
be a thousand years from today?
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