How It's Done - the real MI6
All power corrupts, and absolute power
corrupts absolutely. Rupert Murdoch's empire is falling apart. Oh,
sorry, I mean 'he's splitting the company into the lucrative
entertainment assets, and the useless newspaper parts...'
Useless newspaper parts. Worthless,
tainted, non-performing, loss-making newspapers.
God who needs newspapers. Not
Rupert, that's for sure. Is he actually literate?
In my day, 'literate' did not mean
'able to read and write;' it meant well-read, a person of
letters. What a bastard. He's paid every politician this side of the
old Iron Curtain, dumbed the public down through rotten newspapers
and the influence he's had through publishing companies and
government policy – and now he's finished off newspapers for keeps.
I was absolutely appalled to see the
then Chief of the London Metropolitan Police actually fly the kite of
'terrorist cells still active in the city,' on the Parliamentary
public media inquiry, even while he himself had been tied to the
disgusting mindless activities of the phone hackers and the political
mates of Rupert and their cosy club of twisted self-involved,
self-interested, self-righteous, indignant Right Wing Modern
Roundheads.
The inquiry was the thin end of the
wedge of what these fellas have gotten up to. I mean we are talking
about a massively wealthy cadre that decimated British industry in
the Thatcher era, sold Rolls Royce and Bentley, utterly destroyed
Leyland, and spent the years thereafter roaming around the world
doing backhanded arms deals and over-invoicing on huge public works
projects that drew attention from Malaysia, to Zimbabwe, to the Sudan
and Saudi Arabia. You would be utterly nuts to think that the British
Intelligence Establishment were not up to their necks in the whole
entire messiness of this clique.
Mind you, they have a few 'successes.'
I mean, speaking of bugging telephones and things, let me explain to
you how they got Saif Gaddafi to trip himself up and 'run into the
waiting arms of the Libyan Revolutionary Army.'
Project Kahn Design Evoque |
Okay, let me not though, I could get
into serious trouble.
What I will tell you about is this
thing called 'masked programming.' It's about manufacturing high-end
micro-chips in the countless of zillions, which can also be used in
washing machines, fridges, airconditioners, audio entertainment
systems, telephones - as much as they can be used in spacecraft,
airforce fighter jets, and so on. Inside the chip architecture, are a
series of programmed layers with pre-set programmes for all kinds of
things, including for example, turning your stereo speaker into a
microphone and sending the picked-up conversations and sounds to
somewhere very shadowy. Everybody knows about it; it's stock standard
the-way-it-is, folks.
Personally, I would not buy a new Range
Rover Evoque Victoria Beckham,
if I were going to have sex in it with Max Mosley, if you see what I
mean. Not that I am intending to have
sex with Max any time
soon. And even though it does have a very good computer-controlled
sound system.
Anyway. Cut a long story short. Ain't
no Rupert Murdoch doing
bugging of people's phones boys n girls. That's just the same old
claptrap they always sell you in the fishwrap that Rupert is about to
cancel shortly. Wouldn't do to let the common folk know how
it's really done and who done did it all, now y'all though.
Would it? Still... It's very hard to leave off something
completely addictive like getting private shows of the celebrity
world's kinky bitches on the government Secret Service's bill. Like
Princess Di.
It's so-o-o easy-peasy too, you know.
They just get some guy to change his name to something Middle
Eastern-sounding, and give him a WHOLE LOT OF MONEY to start a
specialist after-market bespoke car boutique. Say like 'Afzal Kahn.'
What 'Kahn' do you know from the Mid-East. Khan, I know. Kahn,
nope. ...And the kids come in and get their sportscars tricked-up.
Anyway here's a great gangsta rappa, at
least, to get off this dismal subject. This guy is genuinely
talented. Great group. Great production. Great song. Wild One,
by Flo Rida ft. Sia.
You gotta remember, my uncle was M.D.
Of Shell Far East some years ago. And I'm pretty sure it was Lady
Daphne Guinness in the chrome and diamond mask at the kinky private
show in Sydney in a twenty thousand dollar designer get-up... ...that
I was also at. Too much money. Too much time. You know how it is.
Secrets and whispers. Lady Daphne's great though – I admire her
heaps. And she doesn't give away secrets. I don't mean to imply that
by talking about her here. I'm just saying these are the sorts of
places where you hear stuff which generally tends to be pretty
reliable, and from people who generally tend to be very well-placed!
Me, I've just got a lot of money and a very big er...